snarfing

Sniffing someones seat or bike after they have sat on it.

Cody was caught "snarfing" the teachers char.

by OmegaZim October 27, 2010

snerfing

The act of farting in a tub of water or a pool, and then eating the bubbles.

I heard Jim likes to do some snerfing in the tub. . that odd motherfucker.

by CHEEZITJEzUs May 6, 2013

Sneef

The plural of snoof, which means to sniff very hard and vigorously.

Russ: Hey did you hear about Mike?
Zach: No what happened?
Russ: He sneefed all the laughing gas at the dentist

by Russel2711 July 5, 2008

snarf

American slang of the 1920's and 30's referring to someone who draws pleasure from sniffing the seats of girls' bicycles.

Bertha wouldn't roll hoops with Calvin as she considered him a snarf of the worst sort.

by xopher.tm May 27, 2005

snarfed

to pick up gems, jewels, treasures, objects, in an old 1980's computer game.

"You snarfed the gold coins"

by Perfect_Fit July 3, 2012

Snarf

To sniff the pointy bit of a woman's bike seat, after thier use.

"Have you snarfed her yet?"
Not yet, I'll wait till she's not looking."

by Beast trollers March 14, 2014

snarf

snot+barf=snarf: A violent expulsion of masticated food or liquid via the sinus cavity usually caused by an involuntary reaction from an external stimuli. I.e. laughter, surprise, a sneeze, etc.

I was getting ready to swallow a huge bite of my hot pocket when John exclaimed he had shit himself. Needless to say, I SNARF-ED my hot pocket with such force most of it splashed into my chocolate milk. That which was not expelled from my sinus cavity was firmly lodged behind my eyeball...heh, heh, heh...I can still smell it. It would have been a lot less painful had it been pudding.

by Geetboxrod April 17, 2008