Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

by theduchess22 February 1, 2025

Epoch shattering

Revolutionary or ground-breaking, turning the world on its arse and forcing paradigms to be shifted in response.

Bacon salt is epoch shattering, the world may never be the same.

by DaivRawks September 9, 2011

Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.

If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉

by Martoon32 March 20, 2021

Compton scattering

What a white guy in an Enyce or Fubu outfit that doesn't do anything but listen to Ice Cube and Ice T records all day would do if he was really in Compton, every time, any time.

I've just been laying here bleeding out like a lamb since the Compton scattering incident, scared to get up again. They just got so mean since we fell out, they're bad seeds and they've been scaring me lately. They got me looking over both shoulders.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021

Dick Shattering

The act of freezing your cock with liquor nitrogen and shattering it into tiny pieces.

damn shawty i would love for u to perform dick shattering with me later *winks*

by Boppa Boys August 30, 2021

the royal slytherin

While wearing a harry potter related costume, do all things possible to make you penis flaccid and at all means necessary attempt to forcefully stuff you flaccid snake wiener in a hole, anus, vagina, or what ever you may see fit

Billy: Hey Willy i dare you to preform the royal slytherin on that ant hill!

by Dewbz September 22, 2014

lady leg lathering

a man licking from side to side on the labia minora slowly

The speechwriter was lady leg lathering his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018