shlumpy

wears oversized sweaters and is absolutely gorgeous

lynsee is shlumpy

by cowcow cow November 27, 2012

Shrumage

Another slang word for the drug mushrooms.
Can also be used for saying more that one mushroom.

Oh man, that was some great shrumage.
Hey man, when are u gonna do that shrumage?

by Ray Silva December 6, 2004

Shcum

The act of shitting cum out of ones arsehole after anal sex.

Last night my girlfriend sat on the toilet and dropped a big load of shcum after we had been having some bum fun!!!

by Rugeman81 April 18, 2014

Shlum

sch-luhm

adj.

Feeling or experiencing a lack of moisture in the mouth resulting in a claggy sensation following the inhalation of ganja.

To counter the effects of shlum, a refreshing beverage must be consumed known as a de-shlum.

Pass the Mountain Dew I’m so shlum

by Vic Lorusso September 27, 2020

shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

Shlump stream

The stream of piss aimed at a shlump trying to blast it into the toilet water. Every guy does it! It makes going to the toilet more fun!

"I destroyed that big shlump in there with my shlump stream!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Shlump

Shitty lump

I haven't showered in 3 days, I feel like a real shlump.

by Juju November 11, 2014