Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd

The famous massacre of 1857, Ohio, was caused by this masked outlaw, later found creating wide disturbances in the British Government, violently stabbing the prime minister and throwing his body into the Thames causing the Black Plague from the rotting corpse. She later fell in love with an exiled Ninja who taught her how to use her blade with efficiency and power, he loved her so much he named the most lethal techniques after her, thus producing the word Shank, she later died at a ripe age of 103. Her memory lived on with all those that carry knives.

Stabbing a victim before Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd was around was known as Merking, after her teachings its common knowledge that it is Shanking

by Exiled Ninja of the Forests March 3, 2014

Big Meaty Shanker

A huge, gross booger. One that is so stuck up one's nose that it frequently has to be picked out.

Man, I really feel like wiping this big meaty shanker on my boss's doorknob.

by Fucknuggetz August 26, 2017

shaned

The act of rambling on and on about random things.

Boy: So i got back to NC and I was trying to buy some more of that Monster. FUCKING CAN'T FIND ANY. My nipple itches.

Girl: I-

Boy: I couldn't find it in the Wal-Mart here. I'm gonna shake it up in the store next time.

Girl: YOU JUST SHANED

by mama rina October 20, 2010

Shit-Skanked

When you approach the bathroom, someone walks in right in front of you, thus leaving you to stand outside and wait disappointed and betrayed.

I was going to the bathroom, and Jason just walked in right in front of me! Fuckin' Shit-skanked!

by Thirotan September 10, 2011

shakedown

1. extortion, especially through blackmail

2. a thorough search or frisk

The drug gang tried to use a shakedown on the people who promised to crack down on their activities.

by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2011

Llama Shanker

The sexual act where one person stretches out their neck (impersonating a llama), spits in their partners eyes until he or she is blind. Then the blind partner proceeds to find (blindly) the opposite sexual mate's genitalia and shank (also known as "stab") it with a carrot.

I'm buying some carrots, not for the Vitamin C, but so that Marie and I can do the Llama Shanker tonight.

by Manchelli March 6, 2009

shit shanker

Another name for a penis or dick in a prison.

Harry knew he was in trouble when his cellmate pulled out his shit shanker.

by supersab September 6, 2010