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schmobley

1)A reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.

2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.

Schmobes for short.
"Why the hell did Ken-O screw up the database again? What a fucking schmobley."
by DoctorThrottle April 23, 2004
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schoobed

An insulting act, having your ball sack removed, the fluids drained, and then the fluids shoved down your throat. Used when you've been defeated or destroyed in some way.
You just lost to that guy in basketball? You got schoobed.
by sgajdhflehladhajkd June 10, 2009
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Schrodinger's Cock

The state a penis exists in when it has not quite reached a full erection. In this state, we must rule the penis is both flaccid and firm.
I must say, that average looking girl over there has rendered me with Schrodinger's Cock.
by Captain Rummidew December 14, 2011
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Schroedinger's Cat

Is a cat in an isolated box that has a 50% chance of getting killed in the next hour due to a quantum event - such as a particle decaying with 50% chance, and which will release a poison that will kill the cat. If the particle does not decay, then cat will remain alive.

Schroedinger/Einstein claimed that after an hour with the box lid closed, the cat must be either dead or alive, each with 50% probability - this is just common sense. Bohr/Heisenberg claimed that with the lid closed, the cat is neither alive nor dead, but 50% alive AND 50% dead at the same time. That is the cat is in 2 mutually exclusive states at the same time!

Bohr's position is the "Principle of Superposition" and is central to quantum physics.

Empirical experments show that Bohr was correct, and Schroedinger wrong - up to a point. If the observer happens to be in the box, he will see what Schroedinger asserts. If the observer is out of the box and cannot see inside the box, then Bohr is right.

So Bohr and Schroedinger were both neither right nor wrong! What irony. The answer is "who is asking". Is the observer privy (entangled) with the cat or not. Note: this is unrelated to the popular concept that "the observer influences the observed". There is no influence by the observer.
You are both right and wrong just like Schroedinger's cat
by Litwitquak January 11, 2008
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schlobberknockered

Colleen got so schlobberknockered last night that she puked all over the inside of my car.
by Matt Alexander December 28, 2004
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Schrödinger’s Irony

Schrödinger’s Irony is when a meme is racist, sexist, homophobic, or otherwise offensive. The OP of the meme decides if it was ironic or not based on the reception it gets, thus being ironic and non-ironic at the same time.
“It’s Schrödinger’s Irony! My meme is racist and not funny, you say? Well then it was merely ironic!”
by geosaltss April 1, 2020
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Dirty Schroder

A Silver Spoon filled with spooge is flung at your parter's face. Bonus points if completed whilst sporting an engineer's cap.
After your mom hogged down my cock, I tossed her a Dirty Schroder.
by AJ Facial July 22, 2010
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