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Schmedium 

A particular type of woman that exemplifies a smaller/medium sized frame, that portrays the qualities of pure excellence, beauty beyond belief, breasts that are luscious and delicious often described as "just a hand-full"
Lydia's and Natalie's; schmedium, schmedium, schmedium; "damn that 'schmedium' looks good"
Schmedium by Schmediums October 25, 2010
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Schlegan Schlogan 

Hey Schlegan Schlogan!
Schlegan Schlogan by John Palmer December 20, 2003
overweight unattractive cougar with to much makeup that hits on men at closing time.
the schmag relentlessly hit on the young man
schmag by spikola February 4, 2010
a whiny skinny punk who's balls have yet to drop. one who lacks hair on his or her legs.
o my god, that kid over there is a sissy, he looks like a schlegal
schlegal by fannyman2k6 October 12, 2005
An overly under-sized penis.
That kid whipped out his schmegele in the locker room, man it was tiny!
Schmegele by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

Schmegmah 

White pustular devices that congregate on the dickheads of the uncircumcised ,
He had so much Schmegmah it soaked clear through his pants.

Schmegly 

One of the best Dot workers to come through and is a drone like papschmere
Schmegly is one hell of a guy
Schmegly by Flaggerboyschmegles September 30, 2021