Definitions by spikola

schmag

overweight unattractive cougar with to much makeup that hits on men at closing time.

the schmag relentlessly hit on the young man

schmag by spikola February 4, 2010

person who does not pay for a round in the bar when its his turn. never has money to pitch in for beer or spirits in a group setting

the chuff went to the bathroom when it was his turn to buy a round.

chuff by spikola February 4, 2010