2 definition by spikola

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overweight unattractive cougar with to much makeup that hits on men at closing time.
the schmag relentlessly hit on the young man
by spikola February 03, 2010

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person who does not pay for a round in the bar when its his turn. never has money to pitch in for beer or spirits in a group setting
the chuff went to the bathroom when it was his turn to buy a round.
by spikola February 03, 2010

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