Asian Grading Scale

Americans and other somewhat easy-going peoples' grading scale should look a little like this...

A = Good job! Keep up the good work!

B = That's still good. But you can do better.

C = You're that the average level...which is acceptable.

D = Uh oh, you need to step up your game.

F = Well, you failed. Hopefully you can get a better grade later so you can pass.

HOWEVER. This is about the Asian Grading Scale. If you are a true hardcore Asian, unlike myself, then your grading scale should look a little like this...

A+ = Average.

Regular A = Acceptable...But You Can Do Better.

B = BULLSHIT. WTF-Were-You-Doing-In-Class?!?!

C = Cut-YOU WILL GET FUCKING CUT.

D = DEATH. That's it.

F = FUCKED. Wait, no, you can't get an F because you'd already be dead.

Most children will get beaten the shit out of them. Hopefully, that won't be you.

Yesterday I brought home my report card, with a B- for P.E. After all, Asians aren't good at anything not pertaining to academics. Haha just kidding I'm beast at sports. Just not at "participation," an excuse for the non-fit fatties. ANYWAYS, I gave the report card to my mom. She always uses the Asian Grading Scale.

"WHAT IS THIS? A-DA B MINUS? NO RICE FOR YOU DUMB-A-ASS. GO DIE."

Sad face.

This example was made for humourous people. Please do not take this to heart...unless this happens...then I'm sorry for you. Even my parents are less strict :U

by Don't Worry About It, Man. September 8, 2010

T-scale

A scale used to find the measurement of how attractive a girl is based upon the 4 T's. Which are Tight, Tone, Tan, Titties. Once upon identifying the girl you would choose the correct T's that Apply.

Exceptions for Black people. Who are beyond Tan.

Guy: Hey man you see that fine girl over there?
You: Hell yeah, how many T's on the T-Scale do you think she has?
Guy: I would say probably 3, Tight, Tone, and Titties

Jesus Christ that girl that has all 4 T's over there could pull off a Zorro on me and I would enjoy it!

See that girl drinking that Kitty Drank over there, she has to have at least 3 T's with that body.

by Zach-George-Chad April 9, 2011

The Sex Scale

The official scale of hotness in a female.

1. Eww!
2. Grenade
3. Gross, Brah
4. Lower Meh
5. Meh
6. Upper Meh
7. Schwing
8. Nice, Brah
9. Noice
10. Subfuxaliztic!

Brah, when that Eww! is next to that Schwing, the Schwing looks just like a Subfuxaliztic, according to The Sex Scale.

by Mr. Cuppycake October 15, 2010

Lean scale

A scale originally invented by the Great Zyzz, son of Zeus, brother of Hercules, father of Aesthetics. It measures the level of leanness.

6. Lean
5. Cut
4. Ripped
3. Shredded
2. Sliced
1. Decapitated

Where shredded and above are the only maintainable level of leanness.

CurlBrother89: Dude, I'm totally a 2 on the lean scale.
BrotherBicep: I saw the picture. You're hardly even a 4. Get back to curling.
CurlBrother89: Oh, OK.

by tsoot November 12, 2010

Trey Sweeney Scale

A scale for determining how well one performed in an online game of Halo 3. This scale is based on an individual's kill-death spread plus half of their assisted kills. This scale was created as a superior alternative to the kill-death spread as a mode of determining performance because of the Trey Sweeney Scale's ability to factor in kills the individual assisted in achieving.

Trey Sweeney had 12 kills and 10 deaths, so his kill-death spread is +2. He had 8 assists, which divided in half is 4. So while normally it would be said he did o.k. with a spread of +2, he actually did really well based on the Trey Sweeney Scale, which rates him at +6. Trey is happier with this because he almost killed several people who were then picked off by some n00b farshotting with a BR.

by jfuzz April 11, 2009

scale of 1-10 like---love

1= You don't really see yourself with the other person, maybe you just think that person is cute or something.

2= You're starting to get to know the other person, or just think they're more attractive.

3= You really can look at them and kind of want them to be yours, you're starting to get a large attraction to them but not their personality.

4= You can start to see yourself with that person.

5= You can really see yourself with that specific person, you think about them or look at them more often.

6= You think of them about 50% of the time, no matter what you're doing, and you look at them very often.

7= You think of them 75%-90% of the time, you really want them to be with you, or at least do something to show they like you back.

8= You can't get the other person out of your head 90-100% of the time.

9= You want them so much, the thought of them is like a gateway drug to you. And you don't even do drugs.

10= You are head over heels in love with them, addicted to them, and you're practically always drooling over them. They are really all you think about.

Girl: How much do you like him on the scale of 1-10 like---love?

Girl 2: About a 7, I think about him a lot.

Girl 1: Oh, that much?

Girl2: Yeah. I want him to like me... *dreamy face*

by BritishStatue October 26, 2011

Binary Scale

A scale by which a female is sized up. They are not judged on looks but rather they are assigned a 0 or a 1 depending on the judges willingness to have sexual relations with the female. 1 for go 0 for no

Greg: Eh... I'd Say shes a four maybe

Jeff: She's a one on my binary scale!

by JRo June 20, 2006