Salesman

When your playing an online game with a friend or random and he/she does some dumb shit that makes you lose.

Me:I’m being sold.
Friend:By who?
M:By this salesman in the party
F:How?
M:He’s going 0-23

by Spoodermon February 7, 2018

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musical salesman

when someone spams a forum with there band(s) website or if someone spams a forum with there favorite band's website because they're on their street-team...

hey im a musical salesman...GO TO THESE WEBSITESZZZ n00b HCX PunkX fo LIFE broZ sxe.com nofx.xom convergecult.com offbeats.org hxcpunx.com casuslties.com bullshit.com ect....

by keago October 10, 2005

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saltsack

A scrotum, typically one that has become "salty" due to the accumulation of perspiration.

That bitch was gargling my muthafuckin' saltsack for like 20 minutes!

by $oupy January 15, 2008

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used car salesman

one who attempts to get you to buy a lemon

sometimes, the car they want you to buy doen't even run

by lunar shadows December 30, 2004

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Car Salesman

A meme, involving a salesman slapping a car and saying "This bad boy can fit so much fucking X in it" with the text and other elements often edited.

Car salesman: *Slaps car* (Mia Khalifa)
This bad gorl can fit so much fucking history in it

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 12, 2018

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disgusting viral video/flash page. Depicts a women taken a piece of shit inserting it into her vagina which is menstruating and then taken the shit log out of her twat and sucking on it. yeah fucking gross.

Tim:Yo who wants a salsa snack. Jeff: You're fucked.

by Mark_e_mark December 25, 2007

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