sucks the donkey dick

The mid-20th century phrase used to express disdain of a person, place, thing, or particular situation.

Some have expressed the idea that this phrase is the one from which the shortened version of simply "sucks" was derived.

You know what sucks the donkey dick?
I totaled a Dodge Viper and broke my back.

sucks the donkey dick by Gabe Boyce February 23, 2010

sucks dry 

You can exclaim this phrase when something sucked beyond belief or sucked beyond sucking. Something sucked so much that it sucked DRY.

Me: Dude, The Little Mermaid sucks dry.
Friend: Yeah, we're dillholes for seeing it!

sucks dry by topthrilldragster220 December 31, 2005

sucks to be you 

The ultimate expression of empathy.

"Sucks to be you" is actually the most honest, heartfelt expression one can say that truly shows one's appreciation of what it must be like being in somebody else's shoes.

sucks to be you by pristina October 19, 2010

sucks to be you 

An jibe that unoriginal people with no personal vocabularly like to tell people. Stupid.

Hey, <insert name>! Sucks to be you!`

sucks to be you by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

Sucks the big wazoo 

An adjective phrase used to describe one's feelings for another person who has lost all of your respect,

that mere words no longer suffice to explain just how low they have fallen.

Cobb sucks the big wazoo.

Sucks the big wazoo by groberto78 April 28, 2017

Sucks ta suck 

By saying this, you are implying that the person or thing you are saying it to is bad at something. By being bad, that must be bad. If you are the one saying this, you do not 'suck.'

Oh man, you just died in Minecraft, sucks ta suck!

Sucks ta suck by Sucks ta suck! June 4, 2018

sucks to be you 

A phrase uttered when one is in a bad situation and thier friends are relieved not to be in the same situation, but still feel they should express some sort of sympathy.

Your girlfriend was fucking your best friend? Sucks to be you.

sucks to be you by Andy June 15, 2004