Bar Stool

When your cock is so enormous that a chick can only fit the head inside of her as she tries to ride you, and you can then have some fun by spinning her around on it like a barstool.

This bitch was so too tight to fuck properly, so I decided to give her a spin on the ol' Bar Stool.

by Michael Gargiulo May 14, 2005

Stool Assistant

One who assist's in helping you at sit down at a table.

Bill, you better stay the fuck away from that gay bar. There is a guy in there that wanted to push my stool in.

by JLOH December 15, 2004

Toad Stool

a male who looks like a toad and will leave severe permanant lesions on your rectum.

Stay away from that toad stool or your rectum will seriously regret it.

by Starlight187 July 8, 2010

stool mouth

When a person has too much to say but all ends up sounding like SHIT !

Shut that stool mouth, you aint got nothin' to say but SHIT all the time!!

by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006

step stool

1) an ugly girl that a male either befriends or courts romantically to increase his chances of scoring with her hot friend.

2) an inattractive person that is used to help attractive people score.

this girl i am seeing right now is a step stool. I really want to score with her hot best friend.

by Whiteknight January 17, 2004

stool tan

to rub ones feaces on yourself because you cannot afford fake tan

my stool tan didnt work last night, to much corn.

that bird over there has a peanut in her hair, she must have been stool tanning

i tried stool tanning from my dog, i looked like i had varacous vains cos it had been eating grass

by mr b allbags October 9, 2008

sit on the stool

When Hannah is being very cross on Valentine's Day

Boy: Hey what are you doing alone in the dark there?

Hannah: Oh, me? Just taking a sit on the stool.

by therealest6669 February 14, 2014