The Schumacher Standard, the principle which states that no female shall be promptly tapped if she is not believed to be at least a five on the ten-point scale, such that four shalt thou not tap neither thou tap 3 unless thou intend on proceeding to five by whatever prospective motive or means.
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Get the standard mug.A term used to describe something that is so ordinary and expected to be like that, no one should expect otherwise.
Taz: I may be about 3 hours late to our 1 hour date.... So I may not actually make it at all.
Me: standard
Me: standard
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Get the Standard mug.A unit of breast volume: the amount that will fit in one cupped hand. Sometimes jokingly referred to as a standard unit, with the inside of Henry VIII's right hand being the defining volume.
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Get the StandardTristan mug.The spongebob standard is as follows: If a new nick cartoon comes out and it isn't a smash hit, nickelodeon will just ignore it, never give it reruns, never promote it, move the premier dates around and dump the last few episodes on their much less popular channel NickToons network while they replace it with more spongebob reruns
man i cant believe that Harvey beaks isn't on until later even though they said it was going to air now
Sorry man but you know how the spongebob standard works
Sorry man but you know how the spongebob standard works
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Get the spongebob standard mug.The Music Industry Standard Response is the general reply you will get from emailing or calling someone in the music industry. IE: NO FRIGGIN REPLY WHATSOEVER... NONE, RADIO SILENCE, A VOID OF COMMUNICATION, Absolutely bugger all response.
MISR is used by almost any part of the music industry as the first port of call when faced with a long question, a question they don't like, or respect enough with an answer.
MISR is used by almost any part of the music industry as the first port of call when faced with a long question, a question they don't like, or respect enough with an answer.
"Hi Sir, I would like to book the Bum Luvin' Criminals for my wedding, do you think they would like $10k ?"
*Silence* - Music Industry Standard Response (ie no reply)
...And a day later we watch a bit of bush roll by, and a squeaky sign squeak in the wind.
*Silence* - Music Industry Standard Response (ie no reply)
...And a day later we watch a bit of bush roll by, and a squeaky sign squeak in the wind.
by WhateverIamtoobusyforthis December 15, 2011
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