May 12 is national simp for Maleah day. Any girl named Maleah gets simped on for the whole day. All the boys either give her gifts or attempt to kiss her because her day is so special
Jacob: yo dude what day is it?
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?
Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?
Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick
by KSPJOF1117 November 28, 2020
Get the National simp for Maleah day mug.The JM Simp is a sub-species of mother fucker, as he is a major simp, and the opposite of an anime protagonist chad. He thinks that he pulls, but the only time that a girl has interacted with him was giving him a baked muffin in the kitchen (where women belong).
Did you hear? That JM Simp was found outside of Camberwell High School accepting a baked muffin from a stupid woman!
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Someone who is absolutely obsessed with a person(commonly a female) that they would blow their whole paycheck and go without food for a month to please the female.
Anyone who with the following names most likely are a max tier simp:
-Justin
-Tristin
-Tyler
-Blake
-Jake
-Max
-Bartholomew (keep in eye on this one🤏👆)
Anyone who with the following names most likely are a max tier simp:
-Justin
-Tristin
-Tyler
-Blake
-Jake
-Max
-Bartholomew (keep in eye on this one🤏👆)
Ex- Bartholomew, a max tier simp, spent six full hours doing Brittney’s homework and all he got was a simple “thanks”.
by TheManHidingInYourCloset February 8, 2020
Get the A max tier simp mug.A mf who will defend a girl he has feelings for to the death. He will treat her like royalty, buying expensive gifts, food, and even give her his Netflix account. He will also be seen commenting stuff like “Go bestie 😍” or “Material Girl 😌” on her Instagram. While he’s treating her like an A-list celebrity she’s treating him like a fan or peasant. She’s showing her sneaky link or boyfriend the cringeworthy texts that the simp sends her. She also uses his Netflix as background noise while her real man rearranges her guts so that her parents won’t hear her cheeks getting slapped. The simp will do this just so that his crush will acknowledge him in hopes of the simp smashing or dating the girl. All the simp gets in return is “Thanks Bro” or “You’re my bestest Bestie 💙”. He will also defend a girl for being a hoe by saying, “She doesn’t do it for you” or “Leave Her Alone or I’ll fight you”. If there’s one emoji to describe a simp it’s 🤡
Simp: so what if she has 120 bodies she is a confident woman that you could never pull.
Me asf: ight simp she let the whole football, basketball, baseball, and even band team hit and yet to her you’re her bestie 4 life. You seriously bought her 300 dollars worth of lululemon, Starbucks and Chicfila, and you gave her your Netflix, Disney Plus, and paramount plus account knowing she has 3 sneaky links lmao
Me asf: ight simp she let the whole football, basketball, baseball, and even band team hit and yet to her you’re her bestie 4 life. You seriously bought her 300 dollars worth of lululemon, Starbucks and Chicfila, and you gave her your Netflix, Disney Plus, and paramount plus account knowing she has 3 sneaky links lmao
by Chad Chett January 11, 2022
Get the Simp mug.(N.) The most beautiful creature that ever existed. He is god sent to earth in human form. It is impossible to look him straight in the face without fainting from his sheer beauty. His ginger is like the sun. He sheds carrots.
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First rule, Do not treat any women this month with respect for being just a female treat them the way you would treat anyone else, do not "shoot shots" this month if you are already in a relationship you are allowed to continue your disgusting sexual activities. If a girl joins the voice chat on discord do not act surprised or draw attention to her. Incel behavior is so strong that it becomes so anti simp it becomes simpery. Incel behavior this month is therefore forbidden.
Second rule, individuals are not allowed to sponsor any OnlyFans content for a whole month, including subs to any given streamers not just females. To both male and female streamers Tier 1 subs are allowed nothing more, onlyfans support will be allowed but not more than $10 (including twitch content) of onlyfans purchasing a week. If you are desperate to throw your money away, throw it at the charities all over the world that need support not at women who sell pics of their bodies to get easy money.
Failure to go by these rules will result in self punishment, one must shove their genitals in a bucket of ice for 5 minutes, for women they must put blocks of ice in their panties until it melts.
First rule, Do not treat any women this month with respect for being just a female treat them the way you would treat anyone else, do not "shoot shots" this month if you are already in a relationship you are allowed to continue your disgusting sexual activities. If a girl joins the voice chat on discord do not act surprised or draw attention to her. Incel behavior is so strong that it becomes so anti simp it becomes simpery. Incel behavior this month is therefore forbidden.
Second rule, individuals are not allowed to sponsor any OnlyFans content for a whole month, including subs to any given streamers not just females. To both male and female streamers Tier 1 subs are allowed nothing more, onlyfans support will be allowed but not more than $10 (including twitch content) of onlyfans purchasing a week. If you are desperate to throw your money away, throw it at the charities all over the world that need support not at women who sell pics of their bodies to get easy money.
Failure to go by these rules will result in self punishment, one must shove their genitals in a bucket of ice for 5 minutes, for women they must put blocks of ice in their panties until it melts.
Ian: I think i might go give a tier 3 sub to pokimane
Ethan: Don't do it! It's No Simp September
Ian: Shoot! I already sent the money over!
Calvin: I'll get the ice bucket. This is the third time today...
Ethan: Don't do it! It's No Simp September
Ian: Shoot! I already sent the money over!
Calvin: I'll get the ice bucket. This is the third time today...
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Get the No Simp September mug.The Simperial army is one of the largest armies in the world, many people can join it without knowing such as when seeing a girl or boy and has an erection. The Simperial army is especially strong during the month of September or also known as No Simp September, one who breaks this rule is an elite soldier and experienced veteran from the Simp-wars and have seen a lot.
The Simperial army has been growing rather strong this month. I fear that many of our classmates are turning to the Simperial empire for help
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