45 definitions by Chad Chett
Smart enough to get into UT or A&M but too scared to leave your hometown. UH Is still a great school with excellent academics and sports, and a rising social scene but still an underrated school that’s seen as a commuter school by other colleges. Hopefully this will change tho
University of Houston is underrated
by Chad Chett November 22, 2021
A school located near the third ward in Houston Texas. The student population ranges from lower class citizens, international students, and washed up young adults. If you thought the University of Texas was liberal, UH is 10x more liberal. If you’re an affluent white, and conservative or even independent student then you’ll be looked down upon here. The only thing this school has to offer is it’s above average business school, and nationally ranked football team. Other than that you’re essentially going to be attending a liberal concrete jungle. The campus is boring and even gloomy, the teachers are all progressive and indifferent, and the students are anti social and nerdy. Your classmates will range from that occasional but rare dime piece, to your typical 50 year old creep. Honestly UH is a joke and I’d rather attend Sam Houston or even community college than attend this place.
University of Houston is mid
by Chad Chett January 12, 2022
Smart enough to get into UT or A&M but too scared to leave your hometown. UH Is still a great school with excellent academics and sports, and a rising social scene but still an underrated school that’s seen as a commuter school by other colleges. Hopefully this will change tho
University of Houston is underrated
by Chad Chett November 22, 2021
Something you don’t want to be but something you don’t want your gf to have either. If she calls you her boy best friend then there’s a good chance like 60% chance that she don’t want you. She’s probably using you for validation or emotional support. However that 40% is where things could go bad if your the bf or good if you are the boy best friend. If she has a man and she calls you her boy best friend then there’s some hope she wants you. Chances are if her relationship is bad then she’s lowkey into you. Especially if she’s FaceTiming you, hanging out with you privately, and complimenting you or being extra nice to you then you can pretty much guarantee she wants you. However if you are the bf, then be careful her “boy best friend” might be someone she’s smashing on the low. Look out to see if they FaceTime often, hangout a lot, and are intimate or unusually friendly to each other.
She had a boy best friend so I ditched her. She’s now with that mf, but I got with her best friend last night at the darty.
by Chad Chett January 30, 2022
A convention for lululemon wearing basic white girls. After school, basic white girls will all gather up and meet up at target so that they can hangout and spend an hour and a half messing around in target. They’ll gather in groups of 2-6 and will do “crackhead” activities that include getting Starbucks, messing around the store laughing their heads off, and recording themselves on Snapchat doing cringeworthy stuff calling themselves “crackheads 🤪”. They’ll then go home in their daddy’s Jeep Wrangler blasting Morgan Wallen or Luke Combs and will go to Chick-fil-A before they go home just to repeat the same thing tomorrow.
Emily: Let’s go to target Bestie!
Sarah: I’ll go if we can get Starbucks before and Chick-fil-A afterwards.
Emily: Okay queen
Sarah: I’ll go if we can get Starbucks before and Chick-fil-A afterwards.
Emily: Okay queen
by Chad Chett January 30, 2022
A cult. Imagine a college filled to the brim with vineyard vines wearing white boys and platinum blonde and spray tan white girls. Aggies come from affluent households and come from the rich suburbs of Houston like Cypress, the Woodlands, River Oaks, Katy, ect. They’re also conservative af and 9/10 will look down on people of color and members of the LGBTQ+. The only people of color at A&M are the football players because Texas white boys cannot ball (except for Manzel but he’s a douche like the rest of them)
John: Hey bro you know we’re playing Texas A&M tmr?
Joe: Oh hell no bro I can already smell the natty light and vuses.
Joe: Oh hell no bro I can already smell the natty light and vuses.
by Chad Chett January 12, 2022
The most attractive man to grace the planet Earth. He’s a professional raw doger that pulls Sommer Rays and Lizzos left and right. He is the perfect baby daddy and sneaky link for Lizzo. His enemy is Tyrone, so fuck Tyrone. He’s also a goated YouTuber that doesn’t Faze Rug it or pull any of SavageShawn’s bs.
Demarcus Cousins III is hot as hell no homo.
by Chad Chett January 14, 2022