A variation of running interval session 'fartlek' performed while suffering from runner's bowel. The intervals and speed are determined by the need for a toilet stop and the likelihood of shitting oneself while running.
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Anna: really? I’m gonna give it a try!
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An expert in trouser trombonery who can differentiate between farts and shits most of the time. A shartmeister takes pride in their gaseous venting.
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