pull a rupesh shithawk

To guess at random, or use a dart-board to determine the cause or causes of automotive problems.
To rip off any customer based on the fact that you are a dumb fuck. Also when trinkets or promotional items go missing, and later sold at a flea market, he who took them pulled a rupesh shithawk.

"Wow, the battery was dead and you thought a control module would solve the problem?!! Charge the customer and pull a rupesh shithawk "

by Gerry P. May 18, 2007

Ruperto

God
the father of christ

the one who gave you light and all the other shit you take for granted.
your co pilot

Obey his will or Ruperto will smite you

by reasonerinbreathes May 10, 2010

Anal Ropeburn

When you wipe your ass too much, mainly due to the fact that you had too many shits in a short period of time.

Dude, that Taco Bell from last night gave me some serious anal ropeburn!

by TheFifteenthMinute June 16, 2011

Rulebook

A book which states that the creator of said book will always be right. Regardless of the subject of the argument or the length in which such disagreements have been taking place. The author always has the final say.

Coutney:"Oh Hugh ur rulebook gets me everytime"
Hugh:"Yes silly one it does, and thats because i created it"
Coutney:"Oh...Do tell"
Hugh:"Well, No matter the situation, because i created the book, I always win any argument"
Courtney:"Ahh, after all these years you have always been right. So silly of me never to realise. Im so glad you have now made it so clear"
Hugh:"Aww thats ok, I guess we will never mention this again then"

haha sorry had to be done**cya at ur birthday

by Hughdacris September 19, 2005

rudeboii

A term used to descrbe the intentional bumping into of your best friend, usually used to cause them to crash into someone else.

'You better watch it, I'm going to rudeboii you!'
'You wouldn't'
'Watch me'

by lexxicunt February 10, 2009

Rupert

This is a small creature who is invisible. He starts whispering stuff in your brain somewhere around the age of 25. Helpful comments to the effect of "Ahh, video games and pornography again, another success for wenesday. Dad's gonna be REALLY proud now!"

"Ahh more games and hentai this time? Perfect for a weekend"

-Rupert

by BleachGirl101 November 6, 2018

Rupees

Indian money usually in the form of pistachio shells.

I used my rupees to buy a child off the black market.

by Jewboi420 December 5, 2018