rubber chicken farts

Abnormally loud flatulence that sounds like it’s being forcefully emitted from an orifice belonging to a rubber chicken.

His grotesque signature rubber chicken farts were exceedingly loud, wet-sounding rippers, enough to startle the shit out of people if they were in close proximity.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019

rubber room

A padded cell used for keeping mental patients who might be a threat to themselves locked up.

Johnny flipped out and now they keep him in a rubber room.

by tbrauch March 15, 2007

rubber necker

Person who cranes, stains or otherwise awkwardly turns their head and stares while passing the scene of something interesting (usually morbid in nature).

This is usually seen and performed while driving past the scene of an accident, or any other incident where there are police, firemen or ambulances with lots of flashing lights.

by Batman July 11, 2004

Rubbing one out

Simpley Just jacking off

"Dude, I just got done rubbing one out to a pic of your mom." thus like shwo

by maddmike September 10, 2006

Indian Rubber

The ability to get base runners out in games like baseball, whiffleball, kickball and slug by hitting the runner with a thrown ball.

Dude, why'd you throw the ball at me? That hurt!

You're out! Indian Rubber rules.

by 1918champ May 22, 2009

squeaky rubber

1. a previously used condom still containing residual juices.

2. a condom with questionable structual integrity

"Man, you should've seen this hot bitch. I only bought her two drinks, then I banged her with a squeaky rubber."

"I used a squeaky rubber. I hope she doesn't get prego."

by Ben "The Body" May 2, 2006

UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE

Used by Vinny Barbarino, in welcome back kotter, as a scape-goat for extreme frustration, or backed into a corner and no intellegent answer is thought of.

"so where were you last night?"
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"up your nose with a rubber hose!!!!"

by justin vs January 6, 2008