mildly retarded

(Adj.) The nicest way to still call someone completely and utterly retarded.

That girl who ran into that telephone pole seems mildly retarded.

by Shitspopper October 6, 2008

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Retarded hot

When you see a girl that has looks way above par. You stop and you're mouth hangs open in a gaping fashion. Causing you to look slightly retarded.

Someones Sister: My boobs bounce!!!

Clint: *drooling* They, Uh, Sure do..

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005

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retarded jack

Someone who is completely retarded when sexually active but usually a stinky ass turd and needs to get friends.

Jack was really a retarded jack when he tried to do the sixty-nine position with Desere, the fat stinky hoe of the town.

by Chink Ming November 22, 2013

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Getting Retarded

The act of becoming so undeniably inebriated on various forms of alcohol and drugs that you absolutely cannot comprehend what the hell is going on around you or in your life.

"All these people are coming over and I don't know whether I should let them park here or pick them up somewhere. What do you think?"

"Umm, what? I don't know what the fuck is going on...
Man I'm fuckin' getting retarded."

by Seminoles91 February 18, 2010

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beat retarded

The point at which one has been beaten, physically, emotionally, and or spiritually that the end result is of them being in a permanent state of retard.

Dude 1: wtf happened to dude 2 and why is he acting retarded?

Dude 2: (mumbles whilst drooling) manarah!
Some other dude: oh he got beat retarded.

by mogar08 December 23, 2011

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