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Remote Concolism

A disorder when a person feels the need to possess all remote controls in a household or entertainment system.
My boyfriend suffers from a severe case of remote concolism where he has to have the remotes when we watch Netflix.
by sdickiso November 21, 2016
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losing the tv remote

the worst thing that could ever happen to you

it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you
"crap i hate losing the tv remote"
by nintendugh sexy foah February 5, 2025
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Remote

(noun) Something which is always too far away, even if it's just a metre away from you, especially if you're lying on a couch.

Origin: From the adjective, remote, which means far away.
Mum: Why did you call?
Me: Can you pass me the remote? I can't reach it.
Mum: You called me from the next room to give you something which is lying just next to you???
by Leviosa Dragon August 14, 2016
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Got it on remote controlllllllllllll

lyrics from kanye west & young thugs "remote control" from donda
"i love kanye so much i Got it on remote controlllllllllllll"
by fadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 12, 2023
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Roku Remote

Roku Remote has become a comparison to male genitalia.
Girl, he thinks he's all that but all he's packin' is a roku remote!
by Wrenchdawg26 November 21, 2023
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WHERES THE REMOTE?

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MOM WHERES THE REMOTE? FASTTT
by Fritezas September 16, 2020
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