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Bullshitter's remorse

What happens when you tell an outrageous, disgraceful, self serving yet strangely believable lie. Treatments can include prescription drugs, seven to nine days off work, a hospital stay and the digging of a large hole.
Georgette: Hey, where's Ryan?
Lina: He's gotta stay home for like two weeks or something
Georgette: Two weeks?! Why?
Lina: He told his mom he was getting a promotion at work but he's being fired
Georgette: Wow, so what you're saying is that he's got bullshitter's remorse?
Lina: in a nutshell
Georgette: Ooh, hefty
by Oh my my February 19, 2015
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Byard's Remorse

When a medic is too busy complaing about current situation instead of doing something about it.
He had Byard's remorse when he found out that jk was let out of the medic program.
by Jkjrngn August 2, 2023
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whore remorse

Whore Remorse is when a woman gets in a slutty mood and has casual sex then regrets it either immediately or later.

Usually this occurs during her ovulatory period, when sex hormones are at their peak and her body is at its most fertile.

Sometimes this change in attitude is reflected in how she treats the guy that she had sex with. She will try to make him feel like he owes her something. Even if it was clear at the get go that the sex was just casual, the women might regret this and feel like she has behaved like a whore.

This can cause a chain of frustrating reactions and feelings, where the woman feels like she should have gotten more in return for sex with her, which can make her feel even more whorish.
Bitch dragged me into the back seat and fucked my brains out, then comes down with a case of whore remorse and expects me to put on my shining armor.
by universatile August 19, 2010
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remorize

memorize something again

portmanteau from 're' (= again, like in retell, remix, resell) and 'memorize'
Homework for tomorrow: Remorize Shakespeare's sonnet 18.

I used to know the first two stanzas of Poe's "The Raven" by heart, but I'm afraid I have to remorize them.
by JochenEnglish March 12, 2009
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remotarded

When someone is remote control retarded. Sometimes taking between 1-2 minutes to locate desired button. Often wrong buttons are selected much to the disapproval of other fellow TV watchers.
Joey: This sucks, change the channel.

Corky: I don't know how! I'm Remotarded.
by Blanche Dubois April 15, 2007
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Intercourse Remorse

Much like buyer's remorse. However, there is no refund available with receipt.
Intercourse remorse is self explained; you did it and wish you hadn't
by Bthinks July 16, 2009
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Boner's remorse

Boner's remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after boning a chick he shouldn't have
A: Did you fuck that heffer you picked up?
B: Yeah man, I was so drunk last night, totally having boner's remorse
by dbGenius October 4, 2008
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