Randall

When your approached by a transgender and it brings up uncomfortable sexual desires from your loins. Causing you to react rudely.

I was approached at olive garden by a Trans waitress, causing a Randall.

by Yetiarms January 10, 2024

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randall

a sporty and judgy dude who is indepandant and always believes they are right

boy 1: i cant believe i came 2nd
randall: i told you my technique would work

by Tufts University America August 10, 2023

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Randall

The most perfect man. He has an unassuming amount of power and carries himself with pride. He makes for an excellent life partner due to how honourable, ridiculous,and hairless he is. He generally loves historical accuracy, snacks, eye kisses, the 1990s and birds that feed the babies.

His turn-offs include communism, neck beards and Jane Fonder.

“I have never met anyone as Randall as that guy”

by TheCword November 25, 2021

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Rizz god randall

A guy who has hella rizz and pulls hella bitches.

That guy must be a rizz god randall, he is him.

by izzycorcoran December 09, 2022

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Randal Kolo Muani

the sexiest footballer in this world. came to PSG from frankfurt and he has been cooking like mad when playing at the parc des princes. this man is world class and even the great lionel messi admits that he should win a ballon dor in the coming future. he will sit that ninja turtle on his arse and become the new owner of PSG

Randal Kolo Muani is the coldest footballer on planet earth

by big fat tubby December 16, 2023

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