Perchak

The one piece of cake that's left after a long birthday party that no one wants to eat.

I'm soooo stuffed, I wish I coud eat that last Perchak. Does anyone else want it? "NO!"

by Riley P. July 4, 2012

porchress

An enclosed porch that is attached to a home/castle with an awesome view.

I enjoy my morning coffee on the porchress.

by ROtown August 16, 2014

Porchatio

The combination of a porch and patio connected and treated as one single outdoor space.

Party at my house tonight on my porchatio.

It’s a great day to relax on the porchatio.

by rkl755 June 4, 2020

porchose a bible

porchose the bible

You:....P...O...R...Chose the Bible

Me: Porchose a Bible

by -chocomilkdiva November 3, 2020

Porch Yeti

An old Central European man who drinks and smokes cigars on random people's porches and leaves the cans.

Rasputin: I have a problem.
Uncle Al: What does it involve, ur filthy porch
Rasputin: Yeah I think I got a porch yeti

Porch Yeti: PORCH YETI PORCH!

by Shabutacock69 April 9, 2021

Perchitis

The ability to follow documentation explicitly and despite having done everything correct, nothing will work and everything will be broken.

Setting up a git submodule makes me feel like I have perchitis.

by anotheruserjust November 7, 2022

Gorilla Perch

A location where black people gather in large numbers.

"Hey man, where are you at?"

"Just passing the gorilla perch in front of the cafeteria."

by Castigated Clairvoyant February 5, 2013