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Prostitute

A person (usually a woman) that performs sexual favours for money. Not entirely dissimilar to a girlfriend, wheras prostitutes requires cash, a girlfriend requires being taken out for meals, bought cars and shoes ergo a prostitute is a girlfriend that requires less effort. Also are less likely to say "oh so your friends are more important than me?" everytime you wanna go for a fuckin' drink with your mates.
Bill: "Hey Ben, is this your prostitute?"
Ben: "No Bill, this is my girlfriend"
Bill: "OK OK, Wanna come out with the guys for a couple of drinks?
Ben: "Nah, my girlfriend wont let me"
Bill: "*tut*, buy that prostitute some shoes"
by Vanperski May 22, 2009
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A woman who realizes that she is only going through motions when she has sex, and might as well be getting paid.
I'm not a prostitute, I'm a pragmatist!
by Killing Kittens May 22, 2004
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prostitot

a young girl (like 13 or younger) who tries to be a slut to be "cool" with the older folks
by B-Jizzy February 14, 2003
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prostatot

A girl who is under the age of 13 and dresses like a complete whore/slut. Many can be seen on the Boardwalks of the Jersey Shore wearing tube tops and short skirts.
You: "Dude, that girl wearing the short skirt and the tube top is like 12"
Me: "She's a Prostatot!"
by Ghawazi August 27, 2005
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Hotel prostitute

A prostitute that is on the payroll of a hotel to serve the guests. they can be asked for at the front deask.
by Deep blue 2012 December 29, 2009
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Academic Prostitute

A person who does academic work (i.e. writing papers, completing homework, etc.) for others, for money in return.
Person 1: Wanna hang out tonight?
Person 2: Can't. I have to write that entire English paper tonight.
Person 1: Why not just hire Ben, that academic prostitute, to do it for you?
by anonymous11097 January 2, 2012
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Prostitute

A prostitute is a person who exchanges sexual acts for monetary gain, goods or services.
My wife wouldn't have sex with me "until I cleaned up the mess I made in the kitchen". She is a prostitute.
by zombiemaster666 September 7, 2009
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