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professional

a prostitute; the oldest professional
Your girl is loose; she aint nothing but a professional.
by Kevin May 17, 2004
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professional canoe cleaner

A person who has an active intrest in doing a good job of eating a girl out. They perform the deed with such quality and skill that they should be deemed professioal and paid for the work that the complete.
Last night Karlos was a professional canoe cleaner.
by karlos February 22, 2005
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professional meat handler

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.
"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."
by Attica91 September 5, 2008
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Professional Rawdogger

People who are real g's never use a condom and always rawdogg their girl. Term created by Jidion
Jack: Ay bro did you use a condom last night
Steve: No...Why?
Jack:Man you gotta be careful you don't wanna catch herpes or sum
Steve: Man FUCK all that I'm a professional rawdogger I don't need to use a rubber!!!
by Fheudh July 23, 2022
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professional tickler

someone who knows just how to delicately stroke the skin of their loved one, with the tips of their fingers at any given time and give them a sensational feeling from deep within the heart and all the way out toward hairs on their skin.
Monica is Ashley's very own professional tickler. He gets that warm, fuzzy, feeling everytime she strokes his bare skin....
by mon_angel August 12, 2010
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Professional Clubber

Someone who is all about the club life, goes out Tuesday-Sunday and goes to multiple places a night.

They also like house music as well, especially Tiesto's club life
Claudio and Alex are Professional Clubbers, they were at ybar, Crecendo, Cuvee and Griffin Lounge last night.

Amelia used to be a professional clubber until she met Tim, now she never goes out.
by Chicity99 September 4, 2010
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Professionals

They have standards...
Mr Mundee: Professionals, have standards, Be polite, Be efficient, have to a plan to kill everyone you meet.
by SirCheeseEater! June 19, 2020
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