Proctered

Failing to meet academic deadlines or standards due to laziness, football manager and making sandwiches.

Sorry I'm 47 years late with that sub-6 year old level of work guys. I've absolutely Proctered it.

by Kpaxmo March 6, 2015

Proats

A combination of the word protein and oats, given to the name of the mixture of the two. Proats are made by mixing protein powder with a bowl of oatmeal and usually adding fruit, nuts or honey etc...

This mixture carries no additional benefits over the two ingredients and only offers the promise of instagram likes and snapchat views. Proats are usually consumed by average gym goers just looking for Likes

Hey, what did you eat this morning?

Just had some proats, wbu?

Did you Insta it? Because it doesnt really matter if you didnt ...

by Kiritoluvsboobs November 20, 2016

proctgnosis

n. 'knowledge' that emerges from way, way up one's ass.

I may be reaching here, but I think it's likely that the moon is made of green cheese," said the fool, not fully grasping the reach of his proctgnosis.

by A well informed cat March 31, 2017

Profaffinating

The art or skill of professionally waisting time.

Chiefly UK English.

An amalgamation of pro + faff

Somewhat akin to procrastinating, instead of thinking it would relate to waisting time.

For example. When leaving your house, then returning to collect your phone, then leaving again to return to pick up an umbrella.

Sorry we're late we were profaffinating.

Yesterday i profaffinated for so long i missed the last bus.

You deserve a gold medal for time spent profaffinating

by bobadigilatis November 19, 2018

profanitized

when something innocent becomes filled with profanity

Why has this song been profanitized?

by noturaveragevtownhicklolz October 18, 2019

Elizabeth-Proctoring

A verb for when your other half gives you the cold shoulder.

Boyfriend: Oh hey babe!
Girlfriend: (death stare)
Boyfriend: If you would stop Elizabeth-Proctoring me that would be great

by JP1692 June 2, 2014

attack poofter

An aggressive gay used to attack straight people by their "handler".

Anytime a dude tries to crack on to Ollie, Ollie sets his Attack Poofter on him to gay things up. Ollie then has sex with a female cos he's not gay.

by The_green_fairy June 30, 2014