Procrasturbation

1. The act of procrastinating through means of masturbation (use masturbation as a procrastinatory tactic).
2. The act of putting off masturbation that buildup has made necessary.
3. Metaphoric: the act of fucking yourself over by procrastinating.

1. The author spent her night procrasturbating when she should have been finishing her novel.
2. The young man knew his procrasturbation had gotten out of control, because the buildup had gotten so bad his erection wouldn't go away.
3. The student procrasturbated by writing this definition when he should have been studying for his midterm.

by I'm procrasturbating November 18, 2011

Procrasturbation

pro·cras·tur·ba·tion
  proh-kras-ter-bay-shuhn, pruh‐ Show IPA
noun
the act or habit of procrasturbating, or putting off or delaying, especially something requiring immediate attention to masturbate.

She was smart, but her constant procrasturbation led her to be late with almost every assignment.

by Griffon727 April 11, 2012

procrasturbation

When you have stuff to be doing, but you masturbate instead of doing that

I had so much work to do, but instead, I had a session of procrasturbation

by Jstuie13 May 19, 2016

Procrasturbation

The act of masturbating instead of doing some other task that you are supposed to be doing.

I wasted all my time with procrasturbation rather than doing my homework.

by lookupsmegma July 10, 2009

Procrasturbation

Masturbation used only as a means of procrastination.

Because of Rico's constant procrasturbation, he always ended up finishing his projects at the last minute.

by charitable_bacon December 15, 2014

Procrasturbation

Maximising the enjoyment of putting things off, hopefully forever.

Sharon: “Are you ever gonna get around to actually bathing, you rancid soap dodger?”
Craig: “will you please stop clattering on Sharon? I’m busy doing procrasturbation, and you’re kinda killing the mood”

by Flapulicious September 1, 2021

Procrasturbation

Using masturbation as a way of procreation

Procr-eation
m-asturbation

"What are you doing?!"
"Calm down! Its just procrasturbation."

by Kranken March 13, 2012