prouching

the act of crouching and punching simultaneously

That fucker is going around prouching people in the balls. He'll come up to you, crouch and punch you in the balls.

by Nef Del May 9, 2006

catching & pitching

In a homosexual relationship: pitching is when one partner comes on to the other. The catcher is the partner who receives the seduction

Hey! I'm pitching, I get to choose what hole I put it in. Don't you understand catching & pitching?

by BabybleuParker November 25, 2013

pilching

Some asshole got my definition erased, which I think is a real stuffed-cunt thing to do.

Pilching is the act of pickpocketing someone, and finding that in their pocket there is a pathetic little hard-on waiting for you.

The pilchee usually greets you with a smile, not knowing what a pathetic fucking life he really leads. So fuck you morons who would have my definition erased, you can all eat my bloody yeasty cunt!

- Naima Ondaatje

I pilched the wrinkly perverted bastard and his tiny purple-headed warrior vomited its salty VDs at me!

by Naima Ondaatje June 26, 2004

pitching a fork

The act of raising one's hand with the middle and ring fingers folded down beneath a bent thumb, and the index and little fingers raised, micking a devil's orn or pitchfork.

"Holy fuck, somebody put Slayer on! I'm gonna pitch a fork!"

by grindmyscrotum August 3, 2005

Pitchin'

A word that combines the words "Pimpin'" & "Bitchin'." Perfect for all exclamatory occasions.

Best used conservatively and around a selective audience.
Warning: If you mumble, it loses its meaning.

Mike: "Those new kicks are pimpin'"
Jeff: "Nah nah nah man, they're bitchin'"
Kumar: "You fellas is both right! they pitchin'!"

by Roger Cedeno May 3, 2009

pitching a tent

What Sherman did after he saw Ms.Spall walking down the hall calling his name.

Sherman's Captin hook came alive after ms.spall called his name.

by Andrew Miller June 5, 2003

Preaching Wombat

The act of two homosexual men rubbing their nipples on one another, one of the males (1) then proceeds to drop plants on the ground. While the second male (2) eats the plants from the ground, taking the bait, the other male (1) brutally rapes him. Before ejaculation, the two finish off by praying to their god.

Ossian and Isak performed the Preaching Wombat yesterday! Ossian took the bait. The ambulance arrived shortly after it ended.

by OssianO May 6, 2011