Preposterous pig

A foolish yet sexy person between the ages of 40 and 90

That guy who robbed a store with a ballpoint pen is a preposterous pig

by The real Robert December 23, 2020

preposturing

The act of of self-aggrandizing, or posturing, by claiming credit for things they had nothing to do with in a way that is clearly ridiculous, or preposterous, to an objective audience. See also, Donald Trump.

In a typical, but mundane, case of preposturing, I heard a senior IT executive in Higher Education claim to their colleagues that Microsoft PowerBI was a homegrown tool.

by Recovering Consultant March 24, 2021

preposhterous

Utterly absurd with regards to a "soft living" context.

In "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang", Grampa Potts preposhterously views his being hijacked by Baron Bomburst's airship as his being given a first-class cruise to a far-off land.

by QuacksO June 5, 2021

Prepology

An apology given in advance of the event or fact creating the need for an apology.

The man gave an eloquent prepology before making the disastrous mistake.

by pkizilos June 17, 2021

Prehomosexual

gay infants

infant 1: do you know what gay is?
infant 2: Homosexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction, or sexual behavior between members of the same sex or gender. As a sexual orientation, homosexuality is "an enduring pattern of emotional, romantic, and/or sexual attractions" to people of the same sex.
infant 1: thats #relatable i guess up prehomosexual
infant 2: lol

by NormaliseIncest June 17, 2021

prehofer

Prehofer is a legendary family based around Timelkam. They basically own the hole region no one messes with them.

Guy1: "who the fuck is this?"
Guy2: "yo thats a prehofer he owns this city u better don't mess with him!"
Thhahaha

by Habb00 November 22, 2021

preshous

Preshous cherry I'm the goat period 🤷🏽 ♀️ don't nobody has my name spelled this way

She's a preshous little girl

by anonymous November 23, 2021