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preek

A verb denoting the act of beginning to precum.
Man, she totally left me with blue balls.
But did you preek?

Boy, this honey was so fine, I was preeking the second she walked her fine ass through that door.
by Lefkofunk May 21, 2006
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preee

The sound a penguin makes. It's like a higher pitched squeal.
In a high pitch
penguin: -preeee
by Dayna Connelly February 15, 2007
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preesh

Derived from "appreciate" ; used to show gratitude or thanks.
Lil ol nigga lookin for some preesh a leesh.
by rex November 14, 2004
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preemptive revenge

To get revenge for something that you know that another is going to do to you.

Also known as: "Doing unto others before they do unto you", preemptive self-defense. While preemptive self-defense indicates one striking another do to a large threat from the other, preemptive revenge indicates striking another if they even think of doing something to you, no matter how large or small the threat is.
"I've heard that that guy who's always threating to beat you up is on crutches.."
"Really? Time for some preemptive revenge.."
by KonekoKeita February 19, 2008
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preemptive karma

When one's just desserts are dished out even before the meal's begun. Similar to the Western concept of getting beaten to the punch. Although people who experience preemptive karma feel like dolts, they are actually highly evolved beings whose true desire is to do no others harm.
Grasshopper, the time you tried to kick the cat, but slipped instead - that was preemptive karma.
by maximo hudson January 25, 2009
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the preems

A certain kind of marijuana that gets you higher then most others. In many cases it would likely be covered in crystals and smell almost like a skunk.
-"Come smoke a bowl..I got the preems!"

-Burnout #1 "Whoah..that shit stinks dude"
Burnout #2 "I know..it's the preems!"

-Took two hits of the preems and I was right toasted!
by NorthernLights2 July 1, 2008
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preemptive gay strike

The practise, usually employed by sexually insecure males around men they suspect may be homosexual, of firmly establishing their heterosexuality even before it was called into question.
Dale: Nice hat, John.

John: Yeah, thanks, my wife bought it for me. She's a girl. With tits and everything. Mmmm, tits.

Dale: No need for the preemptive gay strike, dude. You're so not my type.

John: Hmph.
by jwgrooves August 17, 2010
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