A much cooler version of the pineapple. Painapples will kick your mouth and digestive system's ass all the way down and through.
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A nickname for Vice Captain of Squad 11 in the Gotei thirteen of Soul Society- Renji Abarai- of the popular manga and anime series Bleach by Tite Kubo. Renji Abarai's hair is a deep red, and when he ties it up- which is all the time- his hair looks like a pineapple.
He is the Red Pineapple of Death- FEAR HIM! (it's actually just Renji wearing a shirt that says Red Pineapple of Death)
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by PineappleDude December 28, 2005
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A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.
A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.
Peter always pulls the pineapple shipwreck, but I heard Juan pulled a pina colada on him last night.
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Get the pineapple shipwreck mug.The appearance of a man's scrotum through the mesh lining of revealing workout shorts or bathing suit; the mesh lining, or basket, mimics the diagonal pattern of a pineapple and allows the hair to poke out through the holes in the mesh.
When Schneider hoisted his leg up on the weightlfting bench to stretch his hamstring, I totally saw his hairy pineapple. Ewwwghhhk!
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-I bet she's eating loads of diced pineapples.
-I bet she's eating loads of diced pineapples.
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