profitable pilfering

To steal things compulsively that you will not use at the moment, but as your collection grows, you will find them rather useful.

Profitable pilfering is Melia and Shaqueera's favorite past-time.

by MeliaCobain June 13, 2007

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Plaff

The distinct sound of semen hitting its desired target

There was a russtle in the bushes. Cindy decided to investigate further. Then, out of nowhere came a great "PLAFF". Cindy was drenched.

by Rarch April 29, 2008

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PILF

Pizza I'd like to fuck.

Damn that pizza was bomb; PILF status.

by pharcyde21 May 1, 2009

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Grindhoosering Pilferunds

Small crab like creature that crawl in ur ass while you're sleeping after you've had sex with a relative.

Its those damn grindhoosering pilferunds causing you arse pains.

by Bim Denver November 1, 2007

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Podiatrist I'd like to fuck.

Podiatry is a branch of medicine devoted to the study, diagnosis and treatment of disorders of the foot, ankle and lower leg. Finally, we have a word to describe those hot foot doctors!!!

I went to the doctor today and let me tell you, she is one hot PILF.

Dude, I finally hooked up with that PILF I've been telling you about!

PILF, PILF, PILF!

by Detroiteah November 20, 2010

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