since the pigs ate my brother

a long time, seems like forever

"Wow...Roy Bundy! Geez, I haven't seen that feller since the pigs ate my brother!"

by Part Walker April 15, 2008

Nigs Before Pigs

Similar to "Bros before hoes", this is a binding social contract among ghetto black individuals, stating that their fellow niggas will always come before pigs (the police).

Tyrone: Yo Jamal, imma bout to pick up one fine shaw-ty, can I borrow yo car and bring her home?
Jamal: Sorry, dawg. I gotta go see the cops to get ma parole hearing.
Tyrone: Cmon, man, nigs before pigs.
Jamal: Aight, just this once

by Colder November 30, 2011

International When Pigs Fly Day

The first Wednesday of October, farmers around the world climb to the tops of their barns, strap wings on a pig, and throw it down onto a mattress.

Howdy, y’all! Get your porkers ready, because it’s International When Pigs Fly Day!

by TheMoosetopian November 1, 2021

kill two pigs with one bird

To accomplish two tasks with one action; an update of the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" via Angry Birds

Guy: Hon, I've got to go out to the post office.
Girl: While you're at it can you pick up the dry cleaning too ... kill two pigs with one bird?

by birdbomber January 26, 2011

wiggle pigs

n. A synonym for white ladies' breasts. Imagine two little pink piglets squirming and jiggling around. They might look like a pair of C- to D-cup tits.

Hey, baby, how about you lose that shirt and let me play with your wiggle pigs.

by SkidMarkyMark April 30, 2010

when pigs fly

Sacrastic sentence suffix to indicate non-adherance to the subject in hand.

Sure I'll pay you... when pigs fly!

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Bay of Pigs

The battle where the CIA got ass-raped by the Cubans. Castro heard about the few Cuban rebels that had CIA backing to attack Cuba and had his army waiting for them. Sort of like D-Day, except the Cuban rebels got their asses handed to them on a silver platter. The Kennedy administration proceeded to cry like a bunch of idiots, and Castro was happy.

Man, it sucked to be Kennedy after the Bay of Pigs!

Proof that communists are invincible.

by infidel_castro December 28, 2005