phexting

the act of phoning a friend; and if they don't reply, following up with an immediate text message.

phexting ::

"ringgggggg. ringgggggggg. ringgggggggg............."

"hmm, laurie's not picking up..."

"please leave a message after the beep"

"no time, i'll just text her."

"buzzzzzzz. buzzzzzzzzzzz. buzzzzzzzzzzz."

- text message follows : hey, what's up? -

by werok March 13, 2009

poodle petting

when you comd a pussy then fuck it

ken is poodle petting me

by booby name May 5, 2006

Plexting

When a "player" or flirtatous person tries to achieve a couple relationship or date by texting

The following is a plexting conversation:

Chris Brown: Hey you look cute when you don't have bruises on your face from me hitting you. Want to go to a movie?

Rheanna: Oooohhh that was a sexy text. Excuse me... plext. Lets go out.

by littlemissmuffinsatinmailboxes June 21, 2009

Petting my koala

This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.

Come in and watch me petting my koala!

by BradieBear July 7, 2010

Pewting

T9 Word's (auto word finder) from a cell phone when trying to send the word 'sexting'

Are you pewting me or are you just happy to be texting me?

by Malorian Havoc July 19, 2010

Petting the Palm Pixi

A euphemism for masturbation.

Coined on Tuesday the 22nd of March 2011 at approximately 12 noon ET - (17:00 GMT) by the publisher of a zine dedicated to masturbation titled "Romeo Oscar."

As of this time Romeo Oscar exists as a paper zine only.

Sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called. I was Petting the palm pixi.

by Hey old man! April 7, 2011

Petting Zoo Justin

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).

Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.

by Liz2016 September 19, 2011