Pessian

Dick riders of a certain dwarf from Argentina, known for stat padding against "big" teams like Eibar, Curacao, Clermont Foot

Pessians ball knowledge is equal to the number of league top scorer awards pessi has outside Spain

by Cristiano GOATiano June 8, 2023

Neck Penus

A Neck Penus is a penis usually found on the neck, it has no purpose but to give others the chancce to make fun of you and say "Dude! what the fuck is that on your neck!?"

"I commited suicide because everyone was making fun of me for having a Neck Penus."

by NukkaFresh April 7, 2009

pesson

slave; pity person; poor and/or lowlife.

Pesson is used in Command&Conquer:Generals for slaves.

by elitefitnesstech August 23, 2011

Pebus

Pebus is variation for penis in Norwegian, mostly used by lonely goth girls who hates everyone and cares about nothing.

Arve has one huge Pebus

by TheGreatPebus June 1, 2010

Pedussy

Another name for the vagina. Slang for the birth canal.

I wanna wax that pedussy!

by Jesse Pelos October 31, 2007

pessi

a hobbit that scores hatricks for eibar

midgetmessi - "messi just scored a hatrick!"

retardedronaldo - "it was aginst eibar pessi is finished"

by timeoutlk November 26, 2021

technology pessimist

One who does not/can not see all the potential positive benefits of technology. These feelings are often derived from and can be attributed to a lifelong confusion towards complex systems and products. Members of this group almost certainly majored in a liberal arts subject (as opposed to engineering).

When I pulled out my Treo 660, Jaime ran away. I tried text-messaging her, but she never replied. What a technology pessimist! If only she knew what she was missing...

by Cool ET June 9, 2005