noun. when you ejaculate in the anus of a male or femal, and then remove the ejaculate by sucking through a straw
"That fucking chotch gave my girl friend a Peruvian tunnel malt! Oh man, it's open season on his virgin asshole!"
by Ryan April 21, 2004
A Peruvian Banana Cake is a prank in which someone sneaks cocaine and their own sperm into a cake. While making the cake, you would mix sperm and cocaine into either the icing or the cake batter.
Brad: Hey, what are we going to do for Jim's birthday?
Quinn: I decided i would make him a nice Peruvian Banana Cake.
Quinn: I decided i would make him a nice Peruvian Banana Cake.
by Kmonney3 March 20, 2011
by Urbancowboy201 June 04, 2017
When a man urinates into one's anus while his cock is simultaneously shit on by the receiving participant directly over a coffee cup. The watery shit piss concoction drips and accumulates in the cup, allowing for a mud like texture at the the bottom. This collection of watery shit piss is then shared as a beverage by both parties.
by captaincrunk December 11, 2014
the peruvian sheep herder had to go to the hospital after the tube of sheep antibiotic got stuck in his ass after giving himself a peruvian lean pocket
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by walkingraven September 09, 2009
A sexual act when one person deficates, segregates the undigested food particles from the shit, and throws the food particles on the pillow for the other's lover to eat.
Wanting to provide Ken a successful peruvian salad bar, Giancarlo's diet consisted of corn relish salsa for snacks, and corn beef and cabbage meals for the past 2 days.
by Danceface September 18, 2008
The Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle were presumably re-discovered by Chinese zoologist Ping Long-Wang in 1963 along the coasts of Peru. Ping noted the peculiar way in which these turtles walked on land, much unlike other sea turtles in the oceans.
The Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's have a declining population, and biologists assume that the species have been hunted to near extinction for their meat. The current predicted population is 234 as of 2009, and is on a continued decline.
The species is only found in Peru, and is hunted illegally by Japanese fisherman and hunters today, despite the governmental protection given to the species.
Scientists predict that this rare species will be eradicated by 2015.
The fastest recorded speed of the Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle is 15 k/m on land.
Sightings of these animals are extremely rare. Aside from those in captivity, the last recorded sighting was in 2007. This may be because they are very hard to pick out from ordinary sea turtles, and they are extremely rare on land.
Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's come in various colors. Green on the females for camouflage. Purple on the males to attract other females. The brighter the purple, the more attention from females.
The Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's have a declining population, and biologists assume that the species have been hunted to near extinction for their meat. The current predicted population is 234 as of 2009, and is on a continued decline.
The species is only found in Peru, and is hunted illegally by Japanese fisherman and hunters today, despite the governmental protection given to the species.
Scientists predict that this rare species will be eradicated by 2015.
The fastest recorded speed of the Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle is 15 k/m on land.
Sightings of these animals are extremely rare. Aside from those in captivity, the last recorded sighting was in 2007. This may be because they are very hard to pick out from ordinary sea turtles, and they are extremely rare on land.
Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's come in various colors. Green on the females for camouflage. Purple on the males to attract other females. The brighter the purple, the more attention from females.
by Rudius Maximus November 28, 2010