peetard

Someone who walks into a Peets coffee shop asking for a tall skinny frappucino with chocolate dinosaur shaped sprinkles.

Peetnik: Hi, welcome to peet's coffee, how can I help you?
Peetard: (on cell phone)I'll have a tall skinny frappucino
Peetnik: We don't carry frappucinos, but we have a similar ice blended drink called a freddo, would you like a medium with nonfat milk?
Peetard:(puts down cell phone) what!? no TALL, SKINNY,FRA-PPUU-CINOO! and i need extra chocolate sprinkles! --in dinosaur shapes!!
Peetnik: Sorry ma'am, you're not in starbucks, this is PEET'S Coffee and Tea, look around you.
Peetard: OH My god, i'm so retarded! i just walked to a corner and expected to be inside of a starbucks cause they are literally on every corner of this world, why is this here? i'm so confused,why am i here? the walls seem to be shrinking. Are they shrinking? why is there classical music? am i dying? things are too simple and pure here, i don't want to die. God,Why!!???!! i crave the sugar!

by ebolabobbet February 28, 2008

magic pretzel man

n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.

"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."

by poopypants April 2, 2003

pretzel

a trick in freestyle skiing in which the skiier approaches a rail and jumps and spins 270 degrees in one direction and lands, sliding the length of the rail and then stops thier momentum and throws it back the other direction and spins the opposite way 270 degrees and stomps it...

you see tom wallich the other day?

no, why?

he was throwin pretzels left and right bro. he's a god!!!

by snufelupagus April 1, 2008

pretzel dick

:
1. A penis that is bent in a wierd shape or form.

His has a pretzel dick.

(His dick is disformed/bent)

by trilasonet September 30, 2005

peezy

something or someone that is extra fly

not just fly,
but eXTRA

joekim : yo look at that beezy walking by
pcho : damnnn shes peezy

by jkim! January 22, 2006

These pretzels are making me thirsty

in seinfeld kramer got this line in a woody allen movie

These pretzels are making me thirsty George yelled out the window of Jerry's apartment, and kramer got fired from the movie because when he said the line he slammed down a glass cup and broke a piece into woody allen's eye and he started to cry.

by kingkong77775 June 5, 2007

Peezer

Peezer is a member of the infamous highschool group called the Peezers

“Hey did you hear about kenneth joining the Peezers?”
“Bro, you’re late, he’s been in the Peezers.

by RyanFl- February 28, 2019