Peanut smuggling

What a woman is said to be doing if her nipples are excessively erect and visible under her clothing. See also wingnuts

Whoa dude! There's some major peanut smuggling going on there!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

peanut butter mouth

The delicious treat of eating straight peanut butter with a spoon, knife, or other eating utensil.

I just had a delicious treat of peanut butter mouth.

by Jimbly99 April 8, 2013

peanut log

A turd, log, poo, or a piece of crap.

Those refried beans upset my my stomach and I had to squeeze out a peanut log.

by gammarock July 28, 2006

Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.

I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.

by Noushbag April 13, 2011

Packing peanuts

(verb)a euphemism for performing the act of anal sex, usually between two men

(Packing peanuts)

Hey Todd! Why weren't you at my bar mitzvah yesterday?

Sorry Chad. I was with Tyler. He really packed my peanuts last night ;)

by PEANUT GOD August 26, 2019

peanut huggers

A pair of extremely tight briefs. Often worn in the awkward stage between being a child and being a teenager.

Boy 1: Check out Tommy's peanut huggers
Boy 2: LOL!

by cramposaurous March 7, 2010

Peanut cleaner

A person that loves peanuts to the point of eating the whole bag. A compulsive eater or compulsive person in general. A white person from the Midwest.

- get that bag of peanuts away from me, I'll clean out the whole bag. I'm a peanut cleaner.
- I'm a good old boy " peanut cleaner " I love to snack on peanuts.
- That girl is a hott peanut cleaner, if you know what I'm talking about...... Yeah your right.
- stop acting like such a compulsive peanut cleaner, and get a grip.

by Equal crack April 13, 2016