ParchedRaptor66

best gamer alive a freak in the sheets and will clap anyone's cheeks ;)

ParchedRaptor66 can clap my cheeks

by Troy6969 October 31, 2022

Patchel

To completely consume or use quickly, anything someone gives you.

I let Marty take a pull from my bottle and he patcheled it.

by Got out alive May 12, 2023

Patchessed

The feeling of sadness when you have time to play your favorite video game, but discover there is a huge patch that needs downloading before you can play.

I was so patchessed when I found out BG3 had a huge patch and I couldn't play yesterday.

by Revyloution November 2, 2023

parchedness

Can be used in a similar manner as “dehydration,” but focuses more on the feeling of lack of water and the physical effects

“Man I’m really suffering from parchedness today.”

by Mg_Maeve April 20, 2024

Petched

Petrified "Petched" refers to have an absolute STONE HARD BOOOOONERRRR.

Origin: Medusa turns people into stone and in doing so they are left looking PETRIFIED. "Rock hard"

"yooo im soo petched right now."
"That girl over there got me petched bro.""

by mrsquirt2_10 August 6, 2024

Pitched a back tent

Otherwise known as shitting your pants, pitching a tent in the front being a boner, so pitching a back tent obviously would have to come from the back end.

Shit, I just pitched a back tent. I gotta go home and change.

by bugkoa December 18, 2024

Patchette'

Whenever a female guest associated with a traditional motorcycle club speaks out of place and in turn acts like a full patch member. Whether it be a wife, girlfriend, old lady, property of, or passaround.

While hanging out at the clubhouse a brothers female guest spoke about overhearing club business and became a patchette' when she asked about an event she overheard and wanted to attend.

by mvmnttocontact March 9, 2025