Dead Parrot 

A parrot that doesn't pass as a return in pet shops.

If it weren't tied to it's perch it'd be pushing up the dasies!

Dead Parrot by Spiffy Hamster March 28, 2004

myspace parrot 

An unoriginal myspacer that repeats/copies names, quotes, etc. from another's page. This is usually an attempt done to try to annoy the other person, but rarely works.

Is a source of amusement to the party that is being copied, due to the fact that they know the Myspace Parrot is hanging on their every word. The Myspace Parrot views their page compulsively and obsesses about them and what they are saying, desperately trying to get involved in the other person's world.

The Myspace Parrot usually develops due to jealousy or previous rejection from the other person. This is typical of Ex girlfriends or boyfriends, baby's mamas, or middleschool/highschool students with a lack of substance in their own reality. This is the last ditch effort, because the person they are "parroting" have lost all interest in them.

Also see: Myspace Stalker, Myspace Loser and couragedotcom

Mer: Everytime I write a new myspace quote my boyfriend's baby's mama changes her name to reflect what I wrote.

Meg: What a myspace parrot! I guess it's not very busy at Fantastic Freds today.

Mer: I know, she is obsessed with me and him. I think she is still pissed that he dumped her ass.

myspace parrot by Meredith (Miss M) December 6, 2006

Lazy Parrot 

Occurence in which a man places his genitals on someone's shoulder unknowingly. Often occurs from behind, while the individual is sitting on a couch or chair. May also occur between a deaf couple to initiate a sexual encounter.

Steve surprised Dan with a lazy parrot while he was sleeping on the couch.

My older brother held down my buddy and gave him a lazy parrot. His nut sack rolled off his shoulder and hit him in the mouth.

Lazy Parrot by Chicago Joey Biscuits October 24, 2011

ditch parrot 

Another name for a Chinese ringneck pheasant

Let's go to South Dakota and hunt them ditch parrots

ditch parrot by I piss knowledge November 1, 2020

Purple Parrot 

Purple Parrot, a synonym for amazing, badass, genius, etc.

A testament to the best team on Legends of the Hidden Temple history, always composed of strong-armed top-efficient winners. They are best known for succeeding with any type of physical challenge, including standing on the steps of knowledge and the infamous Shrine of the Silver Monkey.

"MWrules is such an idiot, there's no way he could ever be a Purple Parrot like me. "

Purple Parrot by Danny Duignan on Facebook October 13, 2011

ugly parrot 

a sexual move that involves sneaking up behind a girl and laying your junk on her shoulder and squawking like a parrot in a loud and obnoxious tone.

My girlfriend was typing a paper last night and it was the perfect opportunity to whip my junk out, perch it on her shoulder and squawk like a parrot. Hence, the ugly parrot.

ugly parrot by vulvahammer October 22, 2009