your own special needs brother

having a weakness that you know makes your life miserable but you still do it because you have zero self-discipline.
however, it can always be argued that you just don't know better because you're like your own little special needs brother

dude: "i cheated on my girlfriend last night with that hot blonde. if she finds out she'll be bitchin' all week."
other dude: "just blame it on your own special needs brother."

by akronym87 April 27, 2008

inattentive to the road's needs

The official reason the chicken crossed the road.

After years of intense psychotherapy, the road's psychoanalyst penned his conclusive diagnosis "the chicken unknowingly committed a grave error, transitting from its permitted location to an unsanctioned area, pathologically and permanently violating the delicate psyche of the highly sensitized patient, because it was perceived as an inconsiderate act and extremely inattentive to the Road's needs. Alas, the patient is destined to be similarly crossed by many, if not most, of those it may expect to encounter in the future."

by texlex61 January 30, 2009

social needs

Their social needs are being met when the person is developing their communcation skills and are interacting with others. This is one of Maslows steps on his ladder of human needs.

His social needs were met when he was very young in school.

Reference: {Maslow's hierarchy}

by Kara Doss May 8, 2008

Neenermaster

1) The ultimate neener. Tends to be so silly, that all members of society and beyond reject them. Estimated that only 1/100000 people are neenermasters.
Also see: neenerish, neenerhead, neenerbutt, Doyle

The neenermaster is flipping out becouse I looked at him!

by UberFishCakes March 15, 2004

needs-child

n. A bit of a mong

Stop behaving like a needs-child

by M February 9, 2004

neenoism

A state of constant awesomeness, even while surrounded by abject negativity.

Guy: Dude! How can you stand this bitch?

Girl: I don't pay attention to these hos, yo. I'm in neenoism, all the time.

by BodieBrodaus March 28, 2011

neenerstast

When a mans weiner is soft and he inserts it into a folded napkin and wiggles it around to make it hard and then proceeds to stick his junk into his own mouth and Suck it until he jizzes all over and squirts it out his nose.

When Josh got turned down by Bethany he decided to lock himself in his mothers bathroom and neenerstast as he cried uncontrollably.

by Clever beaver May 4, 2015