NFT

NON FUCTIONAL TESTICAL

an NFT is when your testicals dont work

by ihavenftnotthejpegonetho February 2, 2022

NFT

A crappy glorified JPEG of a furry OC smoking a cigarette or whatever sold at an exorbitantly large price fabricated from environmental hatred, a fuck ton of electricity, a lot of pixels, and a small pinch of creativity. Artists of these garbage heaps tend to avidly defend methods to get them for free, such as screenshotting (even though it's completely legal) and using right click>save as.

Did you see that NFT for sale?
Yeah, it was like a really pixelated Mona Lisa.

by guymcguyperson December 23, 2021

NFTs

A risky investment, bought using various cryptocurrencies on their assigned blockchains, that gets a bad rep because of people who didn’t do their research, from both sides of the argument.

Thing 1: I just bought some NFTs on the ethereum blockchain!

Thing 2: You idiot you could’ve just right clicked

Thing 1: 🙄

Thing 2: 🙄

by Comedic Silver May 4, 2022

NFT

Something that retards see as the most important thing in the world but it leads to their downfall

Girl: ugh my husband loves NFT so much I had to break up with his stupid ass
Other girl: I know I was doing the dirty with my husband and he yelled “monkey NFT” at me

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

Profile NFT

Tokenised social profile on PopSpot with rights to share of creators' earnings.

Drake created a profile NFT to share revenue with his fans.

by buckenstein February 4, 2022

NFT

Now Fix That (NFT) for you all you OPS, THOTS, one sec's... one moments... im the one~eon.

Once everyone started to S!NG the song, Discipline by Gangster for free NFT, he knew his liphe would change..

"Why waste everyone's time finding yourself? CREATE THE MOLD AND CREATE THE NEXT STORY TO BE TOLD. MYSTORY F*!$ hIsStory!

by √°®\¶ July 2, 2021

NFT

An abbreviation that stands for 'not fucking talking//about this' AKA “A I’m frustrated safe word”
A phrase you use when your significant other is badgering you about something your just completely done with.

Example 1)

Your significant other: babe why don’t you like the movie?
You: NFT
Your significant other: I just don’t understand
You: NFT

Example 2)

Your significant other: hey we need to talk
You: NFT

by Pseudo_underrated July 26, 2021