newballed

when a male gets blueballed not because his ladyfriend is in his head or playing hard to get, put purely due to lack of experience, i.e. she has no idea what the fuck she's doing down there.

Bro #1: Bro, how was your night last night? I saw you making out with that chick...

Bro #2: Bro. I got newballed. She tried, but she was just clueless, so I told her to stop. I think she's a virgin or some shit.

Bro #1: What a newb. I'm so sorry, bro.

Bro #2, sadly: Yeah.

by newballer August 25, 2011

Newbie

New faces

Same pattern

Noticed it in my only solace in the back garden

Well without considerable effort from certain others …

Anyways moved to front as despise the back .. used to be a nice little paint paradise .. albeit briefly …

Back to point… walk to my gate new people moved in prompt paranormal investigation after realising my movements are noticed immediately from yet another source too..

Fucking immediately..

So this time move to gauge wtf is happening

Stage was set .. got the answer ..

Move to only spot it will be possible to be seen with considerable effort … it’s a good barometer and rarely fails …

Guess what ..

Oh yep ..

Then coats and look an evening stroll … part of me could have bitten but that’s exactly why they were headed towards my house ..

New players

Newbies

Same faces

More definitions

Hubby mask slipping too …

Scary times

I’m so glad I have UD ….

…

…

Actually it’s a kind of therapy ..

Sad in itself …

Wonder if they are still outside ..

If I don’t come back I did go and check …

Lol .. my bet is this new couple as realised that’s what it is … knew me before they moved in … strange hunch I now have …

Where’s penny ?

Newbie … maybe someone else is playing bait …

Touché

Nice to see humanity is true to form …

Yet I still bite … here anyways …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 29, 2023

Newall

To kneel or sit in fresh cum for fun.

Oh look Michelle Newall is sitting in some cum on the floor!

by Donkeykock771 September 7, 2014

Texting newb

A person who has recently gotten a cell phone or an unlimited texting plan and starts texting everyone in their phonebook. They also participate in every texting chain mail sent to them, thus irritating everyone in their phone book. Can be found texting 24/7. They also advertise this upgrade on social networking sites such myspace

"Omg! I just got a phone with unlimited texting! ::then proceeds to text entire phonebook::

(myspace status) Yo guyz, jus got ma nuw fone!! Txt it up! 5555555555

Friend 1: stop forwarding me chain mail!
Friend 2: omg your such a texting newb

by Jade15 April 8, 2009

Brand-Newbian

In ancient Egypt, when a pyramid-building slave died, they would just get another slave to replace him, usually from Nubia.

Aliens didn't build the pyramids, millions and millions of slaves did; when one died, they were easily replaced with a brand-newbian!

by responsible November 9, 2014

newb tube

A granade launcher in Call Of Duty 4 and WAW. Which takes no skill to use so people that are new to the game or just not good at it use.

That newb shot me with his newb tube

by cagrown760 March 27, 2009

newblet

a newbie... Kirk gaughan is the master of all newblets.

There were four newblets walking down the road, when Billg Ates ran them over with his humvee.

by Mark November 8, 2003