a stoner chick, usually attractice, usually an absolute whore, doesn't mind getting on her knees. as long as she is super high, drunk, or a nice combination of the two. if all this shit results in her head over the toliet bowl, she doesn't care AS LONG AS SHE GETS MURKED.
boy: dude, she smoked so much, THAT BITCH IS MURKED.
other boy: hahaha, she's a murked ass hoe. she'll get down on you in a second!
other boy: hahaha, she's a murked ass hoe. she'll get down on you in a second!
by murkedasshoe October 8, 2009
Get the murked ass hoemug. A statement, which is used to describe a person (most commonly a friend) who is about to partake in an action of unpleasantry an annoyance. It pretty much means you wanna fight them.
Friend 1: "Dude, I'm gonna eat the last Ice Cream bar."
Friend 2: "I will murk you if you do so, faggot."
Friend 2: "I will murk you if you do so, faggot."
by NateDoggeh February 13, 2017
Get the i will murk youmug. this can be used when playing call of duty world at war when you aspire to or successfully kill a large number of nazi zombies in a small amount of time.
by callofdutyaddict December 30, 2010
Get the murk em upmug. this is what your group is called on call of duty, halo, gears of war, etc.
when you murk anyone in your way
and you are all child prodigies.
like I.
when you murk anyone in your way
and you are all child prodigies.
like I.
by murkaniggnation April 3, 2009
Get the Murk a nigg nationmug. To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.
Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016
Get the Murk-and-Jerkmug. by Sir. Jack-alot June 6, 2018
Get the Murkmug. When you are having an important discussion about a given topic, and a guy then just randomly says a stupid and non-topic sentence.
Todd: Yes, I think if you add a little basil to the egg, it'll be much tastier.
Greg: You're right, I should do that.
Chad: I just farted!
Todd and Greg: Could you just stop f*cking Murking?!
Greg: You're right, I should do that.
Chad: I just farted!
Todd and Greg: Could you just stop f*cking Murking?!
by Relkozien March 28, 2019
Get the Murkingmug.