When you are in the presence of Mussaddeque Ahmed and he makes your cheeks ache by causing you to laugh excessively. His Number 1 fan, Mamoon Ahmed, finds himself perpetually Mussed and as such cannot close his eyes to sleep.
Mussaddeque: *His jokes cannot be accurately replicated in text*
Mamoon: *The loving laugh which cannot be accurately conveyed in text*
Mamoon: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MY CHEEKS ARE ACHING!
Jaker: You got mussed son.
Michelle: Muss you are so awesome I'm going to bake you a technical challenge.
Example 2:
Jaker: Mamoon are you awake?
*Mamoon is asleep but his eyes are open as he has been Mussed heavily during the day*
Jaker: OOOOOO he Got Mussed!
comes from "merc" (pronounced "murk") short for mercenary.
To be killed, murdered, or otherwise mercilessly and overwhelmingly defeated or put down. (well executed and without struggle, the way a pro mercenary would do it.)
Became popular in early 2000's. Also spelled "merc", "merk", and "merked."
"He murked that quarterback! No mercy. He ain't getting up from that one."
"Did you see that fight? He murked that boy with one hit!"
"Don't even think of challenging him, man. He'll murk you before you can even reload. You got no chance."
Twitch Streamer. Famous for variety gaming, variety sleeping and variety eating jelly beans. Hates everything other people love, like Halo, Chocolate, or having fun. Rhymes with "Scuffed", which is instead the definition of his streams.
"Did you watch Murkedd's stream yesterday?" "Yeah, I was banned 52 times in 2 hours and I witnessed the free hour of light his moderators had, so it was nice."
"What do you think of Murkedd?" "You mean my dad?"
An attractive and passionate girl. She's a great talker and really laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy she tends to be grouchy and childish. Her problem becomes everyone's problem. At times she can be very predictable and tend to be monotonous but Knows how to have fun. She is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found
A very humble and humorous person. He may be shy at first but as soon as you get to know him he can be a crazy fucker! Very intelligent and smart and likes to manipulate people. A very lucky and useful person to have. So if you have a Murshed in your life you are considered very lucky and shouldn't betray him.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.