Definitions by brownie18

Cheese 

1. An edable dairy product made from cows and goats.

2. A substance that forms and grows on your penis when it has not been washed.

2. Ben: "You smell like knob cheese".
Ali: "No don't be silly. That is an edable dairy product made from cows and goats".

Cheese by Brownie18 June 28, 2006

merked 

verb To be fooled or tricked.

Rio: "Wazza you 'ave been merked! Innit!"

merked by brownie18 June 28, 2006