wooly musket

While someone is sleeping, squat over their face with your butt cheeks spread and fart.

That bastard gave me a wooly musket, and I think he sharted a little!

by Its The Sean October 12, 2005

Loading the Musket

The act of trying to put ones semen back into one's self after ejaculating to something they are ashamed of.

After cumming to a picture of Nicholas Cage, Sam was seen loading the musket.

by jdodds January 20, 2015

the musket

When a single uncooked kernel of corn is inserted into the opening of a penis. During sex, semen acts as gunpowder to the unsuspecting kernel, fireing it into the woman, causing immediate death, or a weird look.

I knew a girl who fell victim to the cold death of the musket, shot down in her prime.

by theryno June 5, 2007

Loading the Musket

The coital act of a penis pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female vagina.

I had no idea I was loading the musket. That whore! The ensuing infection will surly cost her!

by Phondooky April 25, 2006

Elongated Musket

A man-child who throws a hissy fit when people don't agree with him or do things his way. Examples of such behaviour include: randomly calling heroes pedophiles on twitter, firing people who know crap tons better than his pea-brain, and lying about funding secured. Ironically only wants to screw girls who are half his own age.

Ay man, you heard what that Tesla CEO did today?
Nah, what did that bloody Elongated Musket do this time?

by thelegendofsql September 1, 2018

Musket Shot

A fart when one's ass-crack is packed with a white powder, such as baking soda, baby powder, cornstarch, etc. The fart produces an effect that is visually similar to that of firing a musket.

Neil had bad gas, so he packed his ass-crack full of baby powder and unloaded a musket shot on Hansel's face.

by Cristobal Carbonero December 3, 2007

munklet

tight vagina

that girl has a munklet it'll hurt her when i stick it in her

by thuggie b September 22, 2009