monoversation

A cell phone conversation in a restaurant or other location offensive to persons nearby.

For a full ten minutes during our dinner at Jerry's Deli we had to listen to some fool at the table beside ours have a monoversation with his daughter's soccer coach.

by John W Phillips September 23, 2006

Playing monopoly

Any sexual act that does not involve penetrative sex.

Yeah Chris, Josh and I were playing monopoly!

by Zoomboboy June 7, 2019

monopenisual

adj. showing no care, concern or preference in the matter

Indifferent, uninvolved, detached.

Q: "What is your take on war partial birth abortions?"
A: "Monopenisual."

by TObject March 26, 2004

Monopoly man

when you give your partner a cum mustache.

After receiving head from my g/f, I gave her a monopoly man and collected 200 dollars for passing go.

by KHarozine February 3, 2009

Monogenderism

The belief that there is only one gender available to an individual - either male or female. This belief is supported by the monolitic model of the personality and is used to oppress gender-variant individuals.

For discussion go here:

1. Monogenderism assumes that I am only and entirley male or female
2. Monogenderism assumes that others must be only and entirely male or female.
3. Monogenderism assumes that this a the "normal" and therefore preferred state
4. The belief in monogenderism supports violence towards and oppression of transgendered people

by Active thinker October 2, 2010

Monopology

An apology you give to a partner after giving them the STI known as mono, most likely from kissing a slut or manslut at a party the night before.

Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.

Guy 1: Man, had to give Shirley a monopology today. Didn't go too well.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.

by Hamlette September 13, 2010

playing monopoly

A game that Dane Cook references in his Operation-playing Monopoly act that is totally true.

Dane Cook on Playing Monopoly
everybody had it. No one like
it, even if you thinked you liked the game you didn't.
And it's simple why, ok. Cause this is anyone
here 2 and a half hours into a game of Monopoly, ready?...
*Booush* "FUCK THIS GAME! It's 4 in the morning
grandma, YOU WIN! I'm sittin on Baltic with crap!
I'm paying luxury tax out the ass! And I hate when
your the banker, where did you get the pink 50's you
cheating whore! Don't fucking touch me grandpa, NANA
is a cheating whore! I should cut you head off with this
little doggy!"...

by i love swiss cheese February 1, 2007