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Monitration

mon·i·tra·tion \ˌmä-nə-ˈtrā-shən\ noun
Definition:
The act of pretending to monitor a situation while actually doing very little; passive oversight disguised as vigilance.
Example:
"Though the manager claimed to be watching the production line, his monitration consisted mostly of scrolling through cat videos on his phone."

First Known Use:
August 4th 2025, by Tom Stoddard in Safety during a Production meeting.
by Krustee78 August 15, 2025
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Dual Moanitors

Having two computer monitors for the purpose of watching porn. This will allow the viewer to listen to the moaning through two high definition speakers, which makes for some great fondling and erotic ejaculations.
Big Easy: Dude, I was plowing my wife last night, and she was moaning like a whale on crack.

Juicy J: Bro, me and my chick were watching some porn on some Dual Moanitors last night. The shit was electric and I swear I blew a load like a whale blows water out it’s blowhole. It really works wonders.

Big Easy: Wow... I have never been so proud of you in my life.
by Stoney69 March 16, 2019
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sarah molitor

She’s hot
by jjgbson November 20, 2021
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