Mandingo Chutney

Mandingo Chutney is the Seminal Fluid expelled from the penis of an African Warrior.

"Holy shit, Jane. Leroy filled me up last night with his Mandingo Chutney!!"

by Lemon Silk January 16, 2010

blue sky mining

The practice of completely stripping a region bare of all natural resources without regard to sustainability, such as clearfelling a rainforest, intensive cultivation without fertilizing, or open-cast strip-mining a mountain range. This phrase was also used by 80s rock band Midnight Oil as the name of a popular song.

If we continue blue sky mining the Amazon rainforests, pretty soon we won't have any oxygen to breathe!

by Mystikan August 22, 2005

smut mining

a phrase used as a verb that describes the average sexually addicted male with internet access: Who spends most of his online time devoted to finding, trading and cataloging new and free porn sites and pictures to further his collection. IE a Smut Miner

Most pedifiles ingage in smut mining and use MIRC because they think they cant be traced as they trade in their illegal pictures of usually french kiddy porn.

by lord X-treme November 20, 2006

Minging

1) To stealthily take a decent picture of someone/something while including oneself in the image for heightened coolness. 2) To secretly take a photo of an unsuspecting person in a stealthy manner. 3) To non-flash photograph a museum piece without permission. 4) To ask with a big smile for permission to photograph after the shot has been taken. 5) A method of photography perfected by Banzai Aphrodite in Athens.

1) I wanted my picture taken with every Greek god so when the guards weren't looking I was minging statues left and right.

2) That fired circus trainer kept hitting the baby elephant so I minged him for the evening news.

3) When Bo Diddley stopped for a cheeseburger I jumped over the counter and got a ming shot.

by The Friendliest Helper Ever November 12, 2010

Mining

A skill in the worldwide known game, Runescape. It has been known to cause suicide and/or brain trama, being as long and tedious as it is. Respect anyone who has the highest level.

Person 1: That Nick kid is going for 99 Mining in Runescape. Person 2: Holy shit I hope he lives.

by Runescape User July 16, 2009

Midding

Midding is the process of setting your status as invisible on a social media site such as Discord. Can be used either to talk without letting people know you're online or for lurking.

"Sometimes I set my status to invisible cuz I don't want my ex to know I'm online"
"Dude, you're totally midding!"

by KatsuraCerci May 20, 2019

spaff mining

what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg

james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support

by dave February 21, 2005