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Middleton

a town in wisconsin that sucks the life out of you. You get high or walk around aimlessly and go to walmart for fun. Full of Karens and highschoolers. The downtown is nice though but a bit expensive and small.
I cant wait to move out of middleton
by Soggy oatmeal September 16, 2020
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Middlesex University

Middlesex University is the smallest in the UK, the events are shit but wildddd. People who go here are hard af
by Kat007 December 17, 2020
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Middletown, MD

A shitty town in the middle of bumfuck Maryland. The center of vanilla valley, as black people do not exist here. Filled with country racist and motherfuckers this place is a portal to hell. The best thing here is leaving.
Racist 1- “hell yeah middletown, md is white as snow”

Racist 2- “I hate my wife!”
by Imlonelykillmeplez March 15, 2021
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Middleton

Middleton is the name of a person that is naive, easily controlled and switches character every time they are with someone else, this could be when they hang out with their girlfriend or boyfriend compared to how they act with you.
OMG! Look it’s Joseph Middleton.
by A_De_Large_2 August 5, 2021
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Middleton

Village in the tees valley often referred to as an inbred shit hole and home to a number of youths riding round on noisy mopeds and what appears to be a petrol mobility scooter. These youths will be found mainly hanging round the local co-op through all hours of the day (and night)
by Kate dandy October 3, 2021
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Middlesex

When you have sex in the middle bunk of a triple bunk bed.
“Oh yeah dude, me and Hannah had middlesex last night
by JTrappy2 March 4, 2022
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Middleton Grange School

Holy fuck, don't get me started on this culty, inbred, down syndrome filled school. All the teachers are homophobic and perverts. All the boys drive clapped shitboxes, that have no exhaust pipe, making them feel like paul fuking walker. The uniform looks like shreks lingerie all the girls are lead wednesday night youth group and make it everyone else's problem. This school is famous for firing gay people and having school shooter threats, what a bunch of sketchy cunts. Only go to this school if you didn't get into boys high or girls high.
your friend goes to middleton grange school? is he a racist as well?
by biggestwood August 11, 2022
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